I am waiting to hear from God, Ok, the son of God but that is nearly as impressive I think.
For those of you that have not yet come into contact with Jesus, here is a news report on him on Australian TV- I have chosen this one for no other reason than that it was one of the shortest available. I make no comment on the contents. 
Earlier this week Jesus, or Alan John Miller as he is legally known in Australia, appeared on a UK TV show, This Morning, to talk about the second coming. He declared that he is Jesus and that his companion on the sofa was Mary Magdalene. Their souls have returned to earth and have now taken up new bodies, but he can clearly remember his first life.
While the world fell about laughing/or in awe depending on your outlook, I saw an excellent opportunity. We have been talking about the evolution of social media and of marketing over the last few years, but who better to tell us how it has evolved over the last two millennia if not Jesus?!
So after a quick shufti on the Divine Truth website (Jesus’ online portal) I decided to contact him for an interview. I did this in vain hope – I certainly didn’t expect a response. So imagine then my delight when I did hear from him with a promise to respond properly next week.
Stay tuned for ‘The Jesus Interview’ and in the meantime please turn your attention to a preliminary statement.
Statement from Jesus:
1. We do NOT have a twitter account. There are people on Twitter who are claiming to be me, but these claims are fraudulent. For example, the Twitter account @TheAussieJesus is NOT me, but rather a person who is claiming to be me. So other Twitter users need to be aware that ALL claims from this account are fraudulent. There are other accounts that have also been set up referring to me, but they have nothing to do with Mary or myself.
2. We do NOT have a Facebook account. There are others on Facebook who are claiming to be me, or who claim to act on my behalf, or who have set-up accounts in my name, but these accounts are either fraudulent or have been set up to attack Mary and myself.
This is one of the reasons why we believe the social media needs to be used carefully, because people can falsely claim to be someone else, and be fraudulent with their actions, and yet there seems to be no check on this unless you happen to be a user of the social media yourself.
Fascinating stuff.